Men won't read any email from a woman that's over 200 words long.
Douglas Coupland
A gentleman is simply a patient wolf.
Lana Turner
Like all young men I set out to be a genius, but mercifully laughter intervened.
Lawrence Durrell
Most men, when they think they are thinking, are merely rearranging their prejudices.
Knute Rockne
Men tire themselves in pursuit of rest.
Laurence Sterne
When two men in business always agree, one of them is unnecessary.
Ezra Pound
Men's arguments often prove nothing but their wishes.
Charles Caleb Colton
Those men get along best with women who can get along best without them.
Charles Baudelaire
Do not put such unlimited power into the hands of husbands. Remember all men would be tyrants if they could.
Abigail Adams
All men have an instinct for conflict: at least, all healthy men.
Hilaire Belloc
A woman simply is, but a man must become.
Camille Paglia
My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.
Tim Allen
Men aren't necessities. They're luxuries.
Cher
Men get to be a mixture of the charming mannerisms of the women they have known.
F. Scott Fitzgerald
I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.
Mae West
I look only to the good qualities of men. Not being faultless myself, I won't presume to probe into the faults of others.
Mahatma Gandhi
Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.
Oscar Wilde
Many men owe the grandeur of their lives to their tremendous difficulties.
Charles Spurgeon
The greatest deception men suffer is from their own opinions.
Leonardo da Vinci
Men are what their mothers made them.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Trust men and they will be true to you; treat them greatly and they will show themselves great.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
It is in games that many men discover their paradise.
Robert Wilson Lynd
Fear of men's judgment manifests itself in competition for men's approval.
Ezra Taft Benson
What's with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere?
Erma Bombeck
As long as you know men are like children, you know everything!
Coco Chanel
In reading the lives of great men, I found that the first victory they won was over themselves... self-discipline with all of them came first.
Harry S Truman
Men are moved by two levers only: fear and self interest.
Napoleon Bonaparte
Men are not against you; they are merely for themselves.
Gene Fowler
In every society some men are born to rule, and some to advise.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Girls we love for what they are; young men for what they promise to be.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Men take only their needs into consideration - never their abilities.
Napoleon Bonaparte
Men have a much better time of it than women. For one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier.
H. L. Mencken
All men are children, and of one family. The same tale sends them all to bed, and wakes them in the morning.
Henry David Thoreau
If you would convince a man that he does wrong, do right. Men will believe what they see.
Henry David Thoreau
Nothing astonishes men so much as common sense and plain dealing.
Ralph Waldo Emerson