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Funny Birthday Quotes




Don't just count your years, make your years count.
George Meredith

It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.
Ellen Glasgow

For me, the end of childhood came when the number of candles on my birthday cake no longer reflected my age, around 19 or 20. From then on, each candle came to represent an entire decade.
Yotam Ottolenghi

There are two great days in a person's life - the day we are born and the day we discover why.
William Barclay

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.
Mary Schmich

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.
Jean Paul

Love the giver more than the gift.
Brigham Young

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.
Paris Hilton

The worst part about celebrating another birthday is the shock that you're only as well as you are.
Anne Lamott

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?
Satchel Paige


A gift, with a kind countenance, is a double present.
Thomas Fuller

There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents, and only one for birthday presents, you know.
Lewis Carroll

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.
Mitch Hedberg

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Bob Hope

God gave us the gift of life; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.
Voltaire

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.
Oprah Winfrey

If you look over the years, the styles have changed - the clothes, the hair, the production, the approach to the songs. The icing to the cake has changed flavors. But if you really look at the cake itself, it's really the same.
John Oates

When I was little I thought, isn't it nice that everybody celebrates on my birthday? Because it's July 4th.
Gloria Stuart

The reason I met my husband was because I remembered a friend's birthday. The moral of the story is: Remember people's birthdays.
Julianna Margulies

On every birthday, I ask my wife, 'What would you like this year?' and her instant reply is, 'Diamonds! Diamonds! Diamonds!' I'm always living in hope that one day she'll say she just wants me!
Akshay Kumar


I love the big fresh starts, the clean slates like birthdays and new years, but I also really like the idea that we can get up every morning and start over.
Kristin Armstrong

I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.
Victoria Beckham

Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.
Sammy Hagar

Cherish all your happy moments; they make a fine cushion for old age.
Booth Tarkington

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
E. Joseph Cossman

For my birthday my husband learned to cook and is cooking one day a week for me. But he only likes to do fancy dishes. So we end up with weird, obscure things in the refrigerator.
Cheryl Hines

To give somebody your time is the biggest gift you can give.
Franka Potente

If I could be doing anything, I'd be laying on the floor in my birthday suit eating junk food and watching something dumb on TV.
Anita Baker

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?
Lisa Loeb

A birthday is just another day where you go to work and people give you love. Age is just a state of mind, and you are as old as you think you are. You have to count your blessings and be happy.
Abhishek Bachchan

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.
Rodney Dangerfield

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.
Audrey Hepburn

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
Robert Frost

I have an extensive library - every birthday when I was a kid my parents would ask what movie or book I wanted, so I have built up a big collection over the years.
Mark Bridges

Abhishek Bachchan
Aretha Franklin


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