In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
On rare occasions one does hear of a miraculous case of a married couple falling in love after marriage, but on close examination it will be found that it is a mere adjustment to the inevitable.
Husbands are like fires - they go out when they're left unattended.
There were three of us in this marriage, so it was a bit crowded.
Well married a person has wings, poorly married shackles.
Henry Ward Beecher
Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.
Happiness in marriage is entirely a matter of chance.
Perhaps my problem in marriage - and it is the problem of many women - was to want both intimacy and independence. It is a difficult line to walk, yet both needs are important to a marriage.
If there is such a thing as a good marriage, it is because it resembles friendship rather than love.
Michel de Montaigne
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.
There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again.
Never get married in college; it's hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you've already made one mistake.
It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.
To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it; whenever you're right, shut up.
By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
When marrying, ask yourself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this person into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory.
One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.
I'd marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars, would sign over half to me, and guarantee that he'd be dead within a year.
Marriage is neither heaven nor hell, it is simply purgatory.
In almost every marriage there is a selfish and an unselfish partner. A pattern is set up and soon becomes inflexible, of one person always making the demands and one person always giving way.
Don't marry the person you think you can live with; marry only the individual you think you can't live without.
Marriage is a bribe to make the housekeeper think she's a householder.
Marriage is a difficult project. When seven years have passed and all your body's cells have been replaced, you're meant to experience that seven-year itch.
Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Only choose in marriage a man whom you would choose as a friend if he were a woman.
If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.
Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day.
I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children, they just about throw up.
Marriage: A word which should be pronounced 'mirage'.