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Instructive Quotes About Marriage





In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
Rita Rudner

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Rita Rudner

On rare occasions one does hear of a miraculous case of a married couple falling in love after marriage, but on close examination it will be found that it is a mere adjustment to the inevitable.
Emma Goldman

Husbands are like fires - they go out when they're left unattended.
Cher

There were three of us in this marriage, so it was a bit crowded.
Princess Diana

Well married a person has wings, poorly married shackles.
Henry Ward Beecher

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.
Woody Allen

Happiness in marriage is entirely a matter of chance.
Jane Austen

Perhaps my problem in marriage - and it is the problem of many women - was to want both intimacy and independence. It is a difficult line to walk, yet both needs are important to a marriage.
Hedy Lamarr

If there is such a thing as a good marriage, it is because it resembles friendship rather than love.
Michel de Montaigne

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
Henny Youngman

Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.
Henny Youngman

There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again.
Clint Eastwood

Never get married in college; it's hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you've already made one mistake.
Elbert Hubbard

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.
Rodney Dangerfield

To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it; whenever you're right, shut up.
Ogden Nash

By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates

When marrying, ask yourself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this person into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory.
Friedrich Nietzsche

One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.
Oscar Wilde

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.
Benjamin Franklin

I'd marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars, would sign over half to me, and guarantee that he'd be dead within a year.
Bette Davis

Marriage is neither heaven nor hell, it is simply purgatory.
Abraham Lincoln

In almost every marriage there is a selfish and an unselfish partner. A pattern is set up and soon becomes inflexible, of one person always making the demands and one person always giving way.
Iris Murdoch

Don't marry the person you think you can live with; marry only the individual you think you can't live without.
James Dobson

Marriage is a bribe to make the housekeeper think she's a householder.
Thornton Wilder

Marriage is a difficult project. When seven years have passed and all your body's cells have been replaced, you're meant to experience that seven-year itch.
Yoko Ono

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

Only choose in marriage a man whom you would choose as a friend if he were a woman.
Joseph Joubert

If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.
Sam Levenson

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
Mignon McLaughlin

Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.
Johnny Carson

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.
Ogden Nash

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day.
Mickey Rooney

I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children, they just about throw up.
Barbara Bush

Marriage: A word which should be pronounced 'mirage'.
Herbert Spencer


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