It is little men know of women; their smiles and their tears alike are seldom what they seem.
Emancipation of women has made them lose their mystery.
Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb.
Why is it men are permitted to be obsessed about their work, but women are only permitted to be obsessed about men?
After all those years as a woman hearing 'not thin enough, not pretty enough, not smart enough, not this enough, not that enough,' almost overnight I woke up one morning and thought, 'I'm enough.'
All women should know how to take care of children. Most of them will have a husband some day.
Franklin P. Jones
Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.
Dick Van Dyke
What we women need to do, instead of worrying about what we don't have, is just love what we do have.
There's no evidence whatsoever that men are more rational than women. Both sexes seem to be equally irrational.
Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with.
Woman is the dominant sex. Men have to do all sorts of stuff to prove that they are worthy of woman's attention.
Most women set out to try to change a man, and when they have changed him they do not like him.
Women have been called queens for a long time, but the kingdom given them isn't worth ruling.
Louisa May Alcott
Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.
Whether women are better than men I cannot say - but I can say they are certainly no worse.
Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men.
As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot.
Only men who are not interested in women are interested in women's clothes. Men who like women never notice what they wear.
You can tell the strength of a nation by the women behind its men.
I don't know why women want any of the things men have when one of the things that women have is men.
A women who doesn't wear perfume has no future.
A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.
Wives are young men's mistresses, companions for middle age, and old men's nurses.
Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
To understand how any society functions you must understand the relationship between the men and the women.
Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.
The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.
W. C. Fields
I think women get caught up too much in having a plan - 'I'm going to get married at this age; I'm going to have a kid at this age' - and then they just try to find a guy who will fit into that picture.
God gave women intuition and femininity. Used properly, the combination easily jumbles the brain of any man I've ever met.
Women are repeatedly accused of taking things personally. I cannot see any other honest way of taking them.
Women are the sustaining force of any society - they think of the children and the next generation's chances.
Women want love to be a novel, men a short story.
Daphne du Maurier
All women's issues are to some degree men's issues and all men's issues are to some degree women's issues because when either sex wins unilaterally both sexes lose.
Women with money and women in power are two uncomfortable ideas in our society.