Wedding Quotes From Famous People

The most dangerous food is wedding cake.
James Thurber

Never get married in the morning - you never know who you might meet that night.
Paul Hornung

I see an insidious problem in the marketing of weddings as 'the happiest day of your life.' The pressure that is placed upon this event to be the alpha and omega of your entire existence makes it, I think, into a kind of nuptial New Year's Eve, and we all know how that usually turns out.
Jessi Klein

If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable.
George Ade

I think a lot of people who feel as though they desperately want to be married oftentimes simply desperately want to have a wedding.
Elizabeth Gilbert

Women who marry early are often overly enamored of the kind of man who looks great in wedding pictures and passes the maid of honor his telephone number.
Anna Quindlen

A person's character is but half formed till after wedlock.
Charles Simmons

A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.
Helen Rowland

The real act of marriage takes place in the heart, not in the ballroom or church or synagogue. It's a choice you make - not just on your wedding day, but over and over again - and that choice is reflected in the way you treat your husband or wife.
Barbara De Angelis

I don't ever really feel that wearing my wedding ring is what determines me being married or not.
Jessica Simpson

Music played at weddings always reminds me of the music played for soldiers before they go into battle.
Heinrich Heine

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture.
Phyllis Diller

A man's got two shots for jewelry: a wedding ring and a watch. The watch is a lot easier to get on and off than a wedding ring.
John Mayer

The chain of wedlock is so heavy that it takes two to carry it - and sometimes three.

In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.
Groucho Marx

Many people spend more time in planning the wedding than they do in planning the marriage.
Zig Ziglar

I don't understand why you have to wear a wedding ring to warn people off. You should be able to be faithful to that person without anything on your body to show that you are with someone.
Sam Smith

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year.
Paul Sweeney

I hope that when I'm 80 years old, people will still be talking about my wedding.
Jennifer Hudson

Sometimes we put so much effort into things we're doing, like dating or wedding planning, that we don't stop to think about whether or not we even want the results of that effort.
Emily V. Gordon

The proposal is the only thing that the guy has control over in the entire wedding deal.
Drew Seeley

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Groucho Marx

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