The most dangerous food is wedding cake.
Never get married in the morning - you never know who you might meet that night.
I see an insidious problem in the marketing of weddings as 'the happiest day of your life.' The pressure that is placed upon this event to be the alpha and omega of your entire existence makes it, I think, into a kind of nuptial New Year's Eve, and we all know how that usually turns out.
If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable.
I think a lot of people who feel as though they desperately want to be married oftentimes simply desperately want to have a wedding.
Women who marry early are often overly enamored of the kind of man who looks great in wedding pictures and passes the maid of honor his telephone number.
A person's character is but half formed till after wedlock.
A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.
The real act of marriage takes place in the heart, not in the ballroom or church or synagogue. It's a choice you make - not just on your wedding day, but over and over again - and that choice is reflected in the way you treat your husband or wife.
Barbara De Angelis
I don't ever really feel that wearing my wedding ring is what determines me being married or not.
Music played at weddings always reminds me of the music played for soldiers before they go into battle.
Our dog died from licking our wedding picture.
A man's got two shots for jewelry: a wedding ring and a watch. The watch is a lot easier to get on and off than a wedding ring.
The chain of wedlock is so heavy that it takes two to carry it - and sometimes three.
In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.
Many people spend more time in planning the wedding than they do in planning the marriage.
I don't understand why you have to wear a wedding ring to warn people off. You should be able to be faithful to that person without anything on your body to show that you are with someone.
A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year.
I hope that when I'm 80 years old, people will still be talking about my wedding.
Sometimes we put so much effort into things we're doing, like dating or wedding planning, that we don't stop to think about whether or not we even want the results of that effort.
Emily V. Gordon
The proposal is the only thing that the guy has control over in the entire wedding deal.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.